This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
