Im at strip club and am horny
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
