Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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