So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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