we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The adults are the big ones right?
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