U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
