Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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