Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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