I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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