what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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