My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
