Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is it because I queefed?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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