Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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