I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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