I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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