He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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