i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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