She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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