is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
