tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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