I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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