he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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