yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
