I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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