I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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