Pregnant stripper...not hot.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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