remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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