Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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