He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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