Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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