I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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