What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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