ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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