dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
