i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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