Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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