Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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