How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Houston, we have a blender
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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