doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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