We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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