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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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