Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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