Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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