People in love make me want to vomit
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
