That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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