So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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