What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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