it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I smell stomach acid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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