I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize