so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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