theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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