Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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