please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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