he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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