You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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