I think scott just propositioned me for sex
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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