Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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