As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
These tits shall not be calmed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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