I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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